It ain’t true love until you kiss after oral
Having a conversation with my gf about eating her dead body if we were trapped in the wilderness and she died first.
I told her after I ate her thigh meat, I would cut a titty off, hollow it out and use the titty skin as a wave cap.
I could probably find aloe leaves to slick my hair down and put that titty doo rag on.
I’d die eventually but my hair would be laid.
niggas ca ask for money on tumblr now?
What part of the game is that?
Anonymous asked: Chaka Khan and my mom went to the same hairdresser - this was 20 years ago. She was fine ass hell back in the day, and she's held up very well. Good call Perv... ~Michael in LA
I bet Chaka pussy age like wine. I’d have her in my harem anyday.
*goes to pussy cellar*
Ahh yes, this is from the pre-civil rights collection
*takes deep whiff of aroma*
You can still smell the oppression
"my ex never asked me to do that"
DEN WHY THE FUCK U NOT AS HIS HOUSE?